Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi, Lady in Bus

Lady in Bus :- Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.
Man :- Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein.
Lady :- Saale Haraami! Teri Salary 5 Minutes Mein 3 Guna Badh Gayee?!?

Double Meaning Funny Jokes and Chutkule For Girls In Hindi, Bas Me Ladki
Double Meaning Funny Jokes and Chutkule For Girls In Hindi

Lady Plumber Se :- Gali Mein Kitne Dino Se Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega.
Kamina Plumber Bola :- Bibi Ji Aapka Nada Khulne Ki Der Hai Pani To Abhi Nikal Dunga.


Pappu :- Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana
Papa :- Kya Question Hai?

Pappu :- Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?
Papa :- Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “Bol” Se Khelne De,
Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “Hol” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood.


Lady 2 Dr. :- Mere Husband Ka Bahut Lamba Hai. Andar Jata Hai To Kaleje Ko Lagta Hai.
Dr. :- Chota Karna Hai Kya?
Lady :- Na Ji Na. Kaleja Thoda Upar Ho Sakta Hai!?


Pappu :- Dady Politics Kya Hai?
Santa Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue
Teri Maa Ghar Chalati He Use Sarkar Maanlo.
Main Kamata Hoon Mujhe Karmchari Maanlo.
Kamwali Kam Karti Hai Use Mazdur Maanlo.
Tum Desh Ki Janta
Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka Bhavishya Maanlo.
Pappu Khush Hote Hue :- Ab Mujhe Politics Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Daddy.
Santa :- Kaise?
Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki Karmchari Mazdur Ke Sath Kitchen Mein Bhrastachar Kar Raha Tha.
Sarkar So Rahi Thi, Janta Chup Chap Dekh Rhi Thi Or Desh Ka Bhavishya Ro Raha Tha.


कहते है औरत के हाथ में बरकत होती है,
उस के हाथ में 2-इंच की चीज़ थमा दे,
तो शीघ्रही वो उसे 6-इंच की कर देती है,
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जैसे की.. चपाती 🍪
तुम लोगों के सुधरने की कोई उम्मीद नहीं है! 😝😝😝

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